Sometimes, I shock myself with how unbelievably awkward I can be.  Today was a prime example, and it is only 1:30.

I had some work to do, so naturally, I went to my favorite coffee shop in town.  It was a lovely day, so when I got off the bus, I thought, "The sunshine is finally here. I don't need the tram, I can walk the six blocks." I thought to stop in a chocolate shop to pick up a hostess gift for someone, but I couldn't tell if it was open. Here, many stores are closed from noon to 2 for lunch, and I knew it was getting close to noon. I stood about two inches from the door, reading and re-reading the store hours painted on the door for a solid 20 seconds.  I still have to do the math at times when store hours are marked using the 24-hour clock, and after realizing that the shop was open, I went in only to find that the lady at the counter had been staring at me the whole time that I was standing at the door.  I walked around the store and settled on a lovely box of chocolates.  It was on display, so I asked if there were other boxes like that.  She looked at me as if I was speaking Martian.  I repeated the question, knowing that I was using proper grammar and even managed to flip my r's, something I can't always do.  Once more, she looked at me like I was an alien, and said she didn't understand. Eventually, we got it sorted and I was on my merry way to the coffee shop.

I got there and it was crowded, so I waited patiently in line, ordered, gave the guy my card and then walked to a table to put my things down.  After a minute, the guy said, "Excuse me, Miss? There's a problem." My card hadn't gone through, and I said, "Well, that's weird." And he asked if I had out in my PIN. Whoops. Nope. Not only did I not put in my code, but I had walked away without the card. What in the world?  Card in hand, payment accepted, I walked over to the counter where I had placed my things and picked up my book again while I reached for my purse on the floor with my feet.  I've gotten good at this over the years, but once again, awkwardness struck. As I lifted my bag up to my knee, I dropped my book, caught it with my foot, all while trying not to fall out of my chair and onto the table next to me.  Good grief.

After I finished my sandwich, I brought my cup up to the register so they would make my coffee. I hadn't had coffee this morning, which could account for my crazy though I would really hope that coffee doesn't have THAT strong of an effect on me, and I was so excited to drink the delicious beverage brewed just for me.  I got back to my table and promptly spilled it on my jeans.  Wasn't I supposed to grow out of my awkward stage eight years ago?

Let's hope that this behavior just comes from my excitement to see Fun. on my birthday and dreaming that Nate Ruess will bring me onto the stage and sing happy birthday to me.